When someone tells you they don’t like you.
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This is my dog to the max…except she actually bites.
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when i was 6 my best friend told me that there was a secret spice girl named spaghetti spice and i grew up believing that to be true until i was 17
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
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writing about your feelings and then putting ‘idk’ at the end so you don’t sound like a faggot
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Yesterday my mom posted a picture on Facebook of my 5 year old brother Sam wearing a pair of shoes he picked out for his first day of preschool.
She explained to him in the store that they were really made for girls. Sam then told her that he didn’t care and that “ninjas can wear pink shoes…
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Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US
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when teachers tell you that wikipedia isn’t a reliable source
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why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
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do you ever just feel like you’re annoying someone with your friendship
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